We wish we were kidding. We really do. It's not anywhere near April 1st yet, and the reports seem to be true: Paris Hilton – yes, that Paris Hilton – is launching her own motorcycle racing team.
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digg_url = 'http://digg.com/celebrity/Digg_to_get_Paris_Hilton_back_in_jail'; Hybrid Hummer designer Paris Hilton was seen with "friend" Adrian Grenier of Entourage in a Prius. The two drove off in the hybrid after going to "For the Love of Honey" art show by Louis Carreon. When Paris was designing her hybrid Hummer, she said "I like hybrids, but a lot of them aren't that cute." So Adrian, if you are reading this, Paris does not think your car is cute.
We generally try to avoid any coverage of celebrity foul ups, leaving it to the gossip sites to do their worst. This, however, is a story we couldn't pass up.
We shouldn't be shocked when it comes to Paris Hilton. Between that video tape, Carl's Jr. commercial, and her acting in Simple Life (she's acting, right?), the heiress' high jinks have become as predictable and commonplace as overhyped movies in the summertime.
We're willing to bet that more than a few Autoblog regulars have made use of The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) to keep tabs on their favorite star, or answer trivia questions like 'Who was the voice of Jazz in the Transformers Movie?' (A: Scatman Crothers).
Oops. You just pulled a Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton (either one) or they hit you and got into an accident. Now what do you do? Service specialists from Chrysler, Dodge, and Jeep provide the following tips on how best not to look stupid in front of the paparazzi:
Paris Hilton apparently awoke one morning and realized to her haute couture horror that the silver Bentley Continental GT she’s been rockin' just doesn't go with her Spring wardrobe. What’s a hotel heiress to do? Go shopping -- and shopping she did, picking up a handsome black Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren. Really, it’s the perfect vehicle for the L.A. traffic jam scene.