The Top Gear Cool Wall ranks cars in four categories, from Seriously Uncool to Sub Zero (which is really, really cool), using a highly unscientific method that no one can get an exact grip on. If you're hooked on trying to figure out whether a car is beyond uncool, like the Fiat Panda, or Sub Zero, like the Ford GT, then there's an app for that.
A big part of the fun in watching a Top Gear episode is yelling at the TV to let the lads know how you feel about their ratings. Cars they love might seem lame to you and cars they loathe may be sitting in your driveway. Interactive television may be improving, but we doubt they actually hear our rants rattling the cable lines. Not that our opinions mean anything to them anyhow, but that need to express ourselves can be overwhelming at times.