Fiat 500 Abarth commercial

Jennifer Lopez may be all well and fine for plugging the regular Fiat 500, but for the new Abarth version, Fiat's going to need something a little... racier. So for the latest spot advertising the arrival of the Scorpion-fettled Cinquecento, Fiat USA (also known as the import-flavored Chrysler division) took a decidedly different approach.

We have no idea what the heart-stoppingly gorgeous Italian model in the new commercial is saying, but then we don't really care. All we know is we'll never look at this hatchback quite the same. Follow the jump to watch the clip – just be forewarned that it may not be perfectly safe for work.