Bentley and Porsche are two of the jewels in Volkswagen Group's luxury brand crown, but in Florida they also have a very tenuous connection with crime. With his multiple face and neck tattoos, including a Bentley logo right between his eyes, Derek Denesevich (pictured above) has been charged with the surprising crime of alleged identity theft. He recently surrendered to a Florida court, and could face seven years in prison, if convicted.

You might wonder where Porsche fits into this. According to the Sun Sentinel, Denesevich's accomplice was one Porscha Kyles, who worked for the Broward Clerk of Courts. She allegedly used her access to driver's license records to steal information and sell it to Denesevich. He is then accused of filing fraudulent income taxes to recoup the refund checks.

According to the Sentinel, Kyles has already pleaded guilty to conspiracy and identity theft and was sentenced to three years and one day in prison. The duo reportedly stole over 100 identities and made at least $120,000. Scroll down for a video about this pair of auto-related criminals.


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      freeradicals
      • 5 Months Ago
      Of course he's an identity thief, his own identity is too messed up to live with.
      john m
      • 5 Months Ago
      ROFLMFAO!!! It looks like his friends drew on his face after he passed out drunk...
        Justin Campanale
        • 5 Months Ago
        @john m
        Speaking of drawing things on drunk peoples' faces... http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-beats-roommate-drawing-penis-face-article-1.1301903
      BipDBo
      • 5 Months Ago
      That's my home sunshine state. Providing the rest of the world with a constant stream of "WTF?" stories.
        BipDBo
        • 5 Months Ago
        @BipDBo
        The meaning of WTF should be officially changed to "What the Florida?"
      DavidG
      • 5 Months Ago
      It probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but crystal meth can do that.
      Andre Neves
      • 5 Months Ago
      Looks like a nice fellow that any girl would like to bring home to mom and dad.
      Tina Dang
      • 5 Months Ago
      What in the hell.....?
      • 5 Months Ago
      Ok, what an IDIOT,,,identity theift? Really,,,,look at this fool and his soon to be prision tattoos. How can you hide a UGLY face like that on any ID. What an IDIOT,,,,back to the prison drawing board for this fool,,,,he wont learn in there either.
      • 5 Months Ago
      What is fascinating here is that this clown would actually even have a girlfriend . . .
      protovici
      • 5 Months Ago
      If looks could kill, we all would be dead.
      Technoir
      • 5 Months Ago
      I think this is what's called a Fatbastard
      Walt
      • 5 Months Ago
      I don't suppose there is any chance that sterilization could be part of his sentencing so he doesn't pollute the gene pool.
      extraclass
      • 5 Months Ago
      There is no such thing as a good facial tatoo!
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