Is the armored Mercedes-Benz S600 Guard not enough? How about a luxury tank?
This amphibious Russian combat reconnaissance/patrol vehicle was purchased by a Russian oligarch and retrofitted with a host of luxury equipment including a full leather interior with wood trim, plus night-vision, hi-fi stereo system, sat-nav and television with DVD player.
Being an amphibious vehicle, it can go in the water too, and has a periscope mounted to the roof to help the driver see where he's going and sonar to see what lies beneath. Get stuck on land? It's got extra wheels hidden underneath that can be deployed as needed. The thing
ways weighs a few tons, and is powered by a 5.5-liter V8 diesel.
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[Source: English Russia via Luxist]