• Feb 3, 2011
The Ferd F-Teenthousand – Click above to watch the video after the jump

Every time a new pickup truck debuts, we get bombarded by marketing campaigns telling us how it's more powerful, more luxurious, more capable and more economical than any other truck on the market. Every automaker plays this game. Now, though, every single truck on the planet has officially been lowered on the totem pole. Meet the Ferd F-Teenthousand.

Capable of towing 18 other trucks and making a new home for a beached whale, the Ferd F-Teenthousand comes with chest hair upholstery and a beard in the glove box. In fact, it's so big and brutal that the United States government has apparently classified it as a tank. And not just one tank, eight tanks.

Pretty cool, right? Wrong. Really cool.

Follow the jump to see this parody advertisement, created by humorist Mark Little, all about the supreme majesty that is the Ferd F-Teenthousand. Really cool.

[Source: YouTube via Jalopnik]



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      • 3 Years Ago
      Haha, i laughed, f.. hilarious.
        • 3 Years Ago
        I had to keep it under control but two co-workers still asked me if I was okay.

        I laughed, I laughed HARD.
      • 3 Years Ago
      truck yeah
      • 3 Years Ago
      lol @ "Trarch".... lmao.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Ford F-450 please
        • 3 Years Ago
        A F-450 is enough capability for me
        • 3 Years Ago
        F-Teenthousand > F450
      • 3 Years Ago
      "Guess what you just grew a third ball" ! HA
      • 3 Years Ago
      i still think that the simpsons "canyonero" is the best spoof of SUVs/trucks.
      • 3 Years Ago
      That rear bumper is gonna need more truck-nuts!
      • 3 Years Ago
      Lmao. Awesome.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Boring.
        • 3 Years Ago
        You just lost a ball.
        • 3 Years Ago
        Don't you love how we get downranked by people that find this amusing?
      • 3 Years Ago
      lol I cringe when I see those big truck commercials marketing pure bravado, comfort, and safety all at once.

      They forgot to show a man with salt and pepper hair and 5-0-clock shadow sitting behind the cab smirking at semis as he blows past them pulling a gozillion lb trailer effortlessly on a curvy road!!
        • 3 Years Ago
        The sad part is, commercials like that actually work.
        • 3 Years Ago
        Needs moar chromezzzz!
        • 3 Years Ago
        I meant behind the wheel.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Brilliant! I loved it. Definitely nails those obnoxious truck commercials.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Chuck Norris fact, he drives a Ferd F-Teenthousand.
        • 3 Years Ago
        The Ferd F-Teenthouand drives Chuck Norris.
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