Spoiler alert: A Ford Fiesta cannot beat a Lamborghini Gallardo in a straight line. However, the "quick and nimble" Fiesta "that loves the tight corners" has a few superhero tricks of its own that lets it take down the Lambo in a fair... or not... fight. We'll call this The Turning Circle Takedown. Follow the jump for the all the gloves-off competition you can handle, and try not to ralph at the presentation or the outcome.
[Source: Ford Fiesta]