• Jan 24, 2007

Remember back in November we brought you a story of a naughty teenager, his teacher and his teacher's husband's 911? We expressed great skepticism about their ability to have sex in such a small car. Even when some readers claimed to have accomplished the feat themselves, we didn't believe.

But now for those of us with too little imagination, bodies that no longer move in those ways, and fear of having photos turn up on the Internets, there is an instruction manual for car lovers who want to love in their cars.

"Carma Sutra's" 82 pages cover just about every conceivable concept of conceiving in a car. It covers the basics like avoiding gearshifts and seatbelts, but also goes into detail about the best (Lincoln Town Car, Volvo V70) and worst (Honda Insight, Ford GT) cars for these sorts of things. It doesn't merely offer lists of cars, it gives detailed instructions (just like we asked for) on what goes where with helpful, easy to follow diagrams. Some positions look fairly easy (back of a limo) but others (motorcycle seat, a Miata, the aforementioned Insight) are only for the advanced and double-jointed. It might (it also might not) make a great Valentines' Day gift for your fellow car lover. Oh, the most interesting position the book suggests? In the spacious trunk of the Ford 500. Maybe that's why sales are picking up.


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      • 8 Years Ago
      this is gold
      • 8 Years Ago
      I gotta say, the moonroof of the Scion tC makes for one romantic starry night of sex in the back seat. :D
      • 8 Years Ago
      Autoblog just lost its credibility as a reliable source of automotive news. Keep the porn to the XXX sites.
      • 8 Years Ago
      @6 This should really help the number of teen pregnancies i think thats really smart to have a book like that.....

      Have you carried on a conversation with a teenager lately? They're more sophistacated than you think, grandpa!
      • 7 Years Ago
      I think this car is excellent for any sex :-)
      http://MillionEuroMini.com
      Thomas C.
      • 8 Years Ago
      This should really help the number of teen pregnancies i think thats really smart to have a book like that.....
      • 8 Years Ago
      I imagine my Boxster was about as difficult as that 911. It wasn't too comfortable, to say the least.
      • 8 Years Ago
      First this is a blog not mainstream journalism and as such they can confidently indulge a whim or two. Second, having sex in cars does not cause teen pregnancy. It's the sex without CONDOMS bit that does. They teach that in high school just around the same age you start to get the car keys from the folks.
      • 8 Years Ago
      More sophisticated? Are you high? Kids these days aren't remotely sophisticated they are mostly walking hormones waiting to happen.
      • 8 Years Ago
      "6. This should really help the number of teen pregnancies i think thats really smart to have a book like that....."

      Yeah, poor kids. Without this book, they most definately wouldn't even know what sex is...
      • 8 Years Ago
      I always preferred against the car or over the hood on some quiet road. inside works in a pinch though.
      • 8 Years Ago
      I just saw that book in Barnes and Noble. I gave it a look see, its funny, but I wouldn't want to try to ask my wife to bend like some of the pics. Sorry, honey.
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