The big deal is not that this now-17-year-old student claims he and his now-26-year-old teacher had sex. The big, mysterious, unbelievable deal is that he claims they had sex in the Porsche 911. You ever been in a 911? A 928 we could see. And who hasn't had sex in a Cayenne? But a 911? Wow. Reminds us of a line from a 1995 Kevin Smith movie.
Winding Road has a link to the whole, racy, story where there is also mention of the teacher's personal Ford Ka. If they start to claim the Ka as a great place for lovers, we want proof. Multi-page diagrams, the couple's physical dimensions, the specific latitude and longitude of each person's naughty bits, etc.
(Note that the pic above is neither of the teenager or car in question, but it appears this guy also has a dirty little secret about something.)
[Source: Daily Snack via Winding Road]