As part of a pledge to green the war in Iraq, President Bush will increase the number of hybrid engine aircraft carriers, according to the Onion News Network (see video below the fold). The fake news report also includes other ideas that the military could do to make the war green: carpooling troop transports, for example, or using lightweight balsa wood black hawk helicopters to save on fuel. While not in the report, the description of the video mentions biodegradable tanks. Be warned, the The Onion's jokes about greening torture might not go over well in the work place.

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