Did any of you get a chance to read this post on Autoblog? I did, and it inspired me. I must admit, I like my driving lights, even if they do make me an idiot. In honor of that revelation, I have decided to make the following list, in the best Jeff Foxworthy tradition. Ever wonder what might make you a green-neck? Well ...
- If you know your calorie count, and your carbon footprint on any given day... you might be a green-neck.
- If you have RSS feeds on treehugger, Ecorazzi, hugg.com and, of course, autobloggreen... you might be a green-neck.
- If you like George Clooney because of his car and not his looks... you might be a green-neck.
- If you make your fuel in a deep fat frier... you might be a green-neck.
- If you think MPG is cooler than MPH... you might be a green-neck.
- If you know that CAFE is not a nice place to eat around the corner... you might be a green-neck.
- If you think, "Yeah, I could Live with Ed"... you might be a green-neck.
- If you've considered moving to Europe because they've got cooler diesels over there... you might be a green-neck.
- If you've considered moving to America because that's where the Tesla Roadster will first be available... you might be a green-neck.
- If you think the coolest thing about the Tesla Roadster is that it's powered by batteries... you might be a green-neck.
- And, if you just thought of something that could be added to this list... you are almost certainly a green-neck.
Got your own reasons? Add them in the comments.
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