Mini Canada embraces the male form – Click above to watch video after the jump

Did we say boobs? We meant moobs. Huge, nauseating man boobs. Mini Canada has just rolled out a new ad featuring a Cooper S Convertible. Two friends flog the life out of the car through a parking garage, complete with plenty of hand-brake action, jumps and tire smoke. The force of the car's turbo 1.6-liter four-cylinder engine is enough to set planetary bodies into orbit, or at least send the passenger's adipose tissue on a Homer Simpson-esque quest for perpetual motion.

Yes, it's disgusting, but it's also masochistically hilarious. You want to look away, but for whatever reason, you just can't. Hop the jump to see for yourself, and be sure to make your closest friends and family suffer through watching the clip, too.

[Source: Auto North]