Danica washes up for Go Daddy Super Bowl ads
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For the past few Super Bowls, internet registrar GoDaddy.com has spent a sizable portion of its annual ad budget on one or two commercials. The tradition lives on for 2009's big game, and racing's most famous female driver is back with Go Daddy for another starring role. You may remember last year's "Exposure" spot was pulled by Fox due to excessive use of beavers (really), so Go Daddy implored the audience of 100 million to go to the website to see it online. This time, Danica has two commercials, which, keeping with tradition, feature plenty of cleavage and little reference to what Go Daddy actually does.
You can check out both spots after the jump. The first 30 second spot includes a naked Danica in the shower with an attractive German lady (we're not kidding). The second commercial features Ms. Patrick in a courtroom with several extremely busty women talking about "Enhancements." And of course, each commercial ends abruptly, prompting viewers to head over to GoDaddy.com to watch the "unrated" conclusion. Brilliant. Terrible scriptwriting, but brilliant.
[Source: Ad Rants]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Michael 12:13PM (1/18/2009)
Hmm. I have no doubt that these ads will serve their purpose well.
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AZZO45b 1:14PM (1/18/2009)
How??? Go Daddy is a web domain site... not a jerk-A- vision site!
GMoney2009 9:06AM (1/19/2009)
GoDaddy = Internet
Internet = Jerk o Vision
therefore
GoDaddy = Jerk o Vision
I can't wait to see that prison shower scene between Danica and the German Dean's Office Employee....
ugggghhhhh....
OK, maybe I can wait 30 minutes.
;-D
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Derek 2:01PM (1/19/2009)
AZZO45b: watch the two commercials above. They both plainly mention what GoDaddy does. They also show gratuitous cleavage. Wait, does such a thing exist?
SimbaDogg 4:50PM (1/19/2009)
man oh man, i'm a sucker for boooobs
bhtooefr 7:00PM (1/19/2009)
Actually, GoDaddy began as a porn site registrar, and then "cleaned up," so...
Cameron 12:24PM (1/18/2009)
I'm sure the extra income helps pay for all those traffic tickets...
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firstplace 1:11PM (1/18/2009)
good thing she can outdrive anyone on this board...
Surtur 12:40PM (1/18/2009)
Ms. Patrick needs to fire her agent.
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axlewood 12:49PM (1/18/2009)
if she wants to take a 5th, 6th 100th shower then let her.
AZZO45b 1:11PM (1/18/2009)
Agreed!!! I'm a Danica fan... but these asinine adverts make it hard to defend her. i thought she had more class than this.
The SI swimsuit stuff was at least classy... this is just teenage, jag-off fantasy B.S.
Dale Jr. is also a Go Daddy driver.... I'll bet big $$$ that we will never see him have to whore himself for the sponsor. He would pass... & so should have Danica.
Reader 2:23AM (1/19/2009)
Except I don't want to see Dale whore himself, and they would offer for him to either.
L3 12:55PM (1/18/2009)
On the same day that news reports Julia Roberts is avoiding showers to conserve water...
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brookPT 1:04PM (1/18/2009)
We could use another DDoS awsomness for GoDaddy.They should quit the web-hosting business and start making ads only :)
Danica ftw
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tankd0g 1:11PM (1/18/2009)
Since that Honda F1 ride fell through I guess you gotta pay the bills somehow. Kinda looks like a couple 30 million dollar beer commercials for something that isn't beer.
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The Luigiian 1:53PM (1/18/2009)
I use GoDaddy for my LoopyLines.com name. They do a decent job, and although I've heard horror stories I haven't experienced anything too shady from them.
That said, I didn't choose them because of the Super Bowl ads. In fact, when I first heard of their domain-registrar services I didn't even realize they were the ones that made the cheezy Super-Bowl ads with Danica Patrick.
I can't imagine somebody registering a domain after hearing of the registrar service while watching the Super Bowl. Unless, I guess, they just made a site so they could give GoDaddy their money for showing Danica Patrick in skimpy clothing? :-/
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Jared 10:18PM (1/18/2009)
It's more of a point to get their name recognized in your brain. Since you remeber the danica patric comercial... you'll probably remeber who made it... And maybe one day when your about to google a web hosting service, your remeber Go daddy somehow and use them.
Advertising = attempted brainwashing.
MajorGeek 2:33PM (1/18/2009)
Im not a fan, dont watch racing. Im sorry to those who are her fans, but I just Googled images of her and frankly, she is only average looking at best, my wifes chest was bigger in middle school and thats after all the makeup and airbrushing. In most pictures I am looking at she frankly looks uncomfortable and posed, not at all natural, it makes it hard to even look for more then a second or two. Take a look where she is posed against a truck or on her toes on the beach, she just does not have a models pose, which would be helpful on a model shoot. Vote me down, but I am right.
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DanicaFan 2:56PM (1/18/2009)
You are so missing the point. For a race car driver, she is hot. And as a model, she can drive better than anyone else you'll ever see in the SI swimsuit issue. You're trying to compare her to other supermodels or porn stars. That's just plain stupid.
Spankee 3:55PM (1/18/2009)
I'm with you. It seems that 75% of the Danica brand is "she's so pretty," but she's really just kinda, average. Not ugly, but I bet anyone here can find 10 prettier women in their offices tomorrow.
Eh, to each their own I guess, but I wish she'd spend more time driving and less time telling us that she's hot.