- Dec 23, 2008
Car by Congress: the 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition
Here's a little comedy for Christmas: The always-entertaining Iowahawk recently took a shot at the entire left-leaning side of Congress. Imagining the kind of car that would be crafted by a blue-state congressional committee, they've come up with the Congressional Motors Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition. The wedge-shaped get-around with the Barney Frank-designed interior has a 15-point passenger harness, 45 airbags, and comes with a hockey helmet.
Says the ad, "We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest. With its advanced Al Gore-designed V-3 under the hood pumping out 22.5 carbon-neutral ponies, you'll never be late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or strap on the optional jumbo mizzenmast and the GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition easily exceeds 2016 CAFE mileage standards. At an estimated 268 MPG, that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in fuel costs over the 2011 Pelosi." You can read the rest of the humor by visiting Iowahawk.