Spinnin' wheels, please make them stop

In a press release that makes it look like they've discovered a cure for cancer, Davin Wheel Company, you know, the people responsible for the continuous motion wheel, you know, the wheels that are so disturbing in your peripheral vision when stopped at a red light because there are 22 inches worth of truck rim still spinning, reflecting light and making you wish you had a stick to throw at it just to make it stop, introduce the Revolution 6.0. Now, as the president of Davin Wheels says, "you can have the best of both worlds", meaning you can make the new wheels spin, or get this… not spin! Where's that Nobel Prize when you need it.