Ford Fusion

It's the moment we all dread. That time when you look around the room and realize you're the oldest guy there. The people those youngsters are talking about aren't just non-celebrities to you, they're deeply uninteresting. You've started to appreciate that your parents were right about a lot of things. Your kids talk back to you, and they find your retorts kind of lame. You're middle age. If you're a human, middle age dread is best fought by renewing one's commitment to not giving a damn. But when a car gets paunchy after three or four years in the market, the only answer is the mid-cycle…