Video: Slow-motion Segway joust has nothing to do with cars, is awesome

Segway Jousting – Click above to watch the video after the break

What would you do if you won the lottery? Surely you've thought about it. You know, the typical stuff: Tell your boss to take this job and shove it (since my bosses are reading this, I'm just kidding), buy a fancy house and a fancy car, a yacht... maybe a small island in the South Pacific.

But those are all too obvious. Reach for the stars. You did just win the freaking lottery! What you really want to do is Segway Jousting, even if you don't know it yet. That's right. We said Segway Jousting, and it's exactly what it sounds like. Plus, since you're now filthy rich, you can afford to invite your friends and pay through the nose for extremely high production values when you make a video of your exploits.

PS. Yes, we know that Segways aren't cars. We don't care, this is still awesome. Also, these aren't actual Segways. Look closely and you'll see that they are actually cheap Segway knockoffs that have – get this – four wheels. More carlike than you thought, eh? No? Whatever. Just watch the video after the break.

[Source: Washington Lottery via CrunchGear]

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