Holy Shift! III: How true gearheads do the "paperwork"

Yeah, the 6-Speed Plunger is pretty cool and the Downshift handle novel, but neither can help you out with one of the bathroom's most vexing problems. We've all been there. Done with our work, we glance right, then left, to find no T.P. Crap! (yes, literally) Your wife/husband/significant other forgot (again, right?) to refill the roll. And who can blame them? It's such a menial, time-consuming, boring task. Release the roll holder, remove the empty tube, throw away empty tube, install full roll, replace roll holder. That takes, what? Six...six and a half seconds? It's a wonder anyone has time to do anything.

That's why (we assume, anyway) that the Center Lock Racing Toilet Paper Holder was invented. Imagine being able to simply remove the center locking nut and safety pin, remove the empty tube, throw away empty tube, install full roll, replace center locking nut and safety pin. The new roll is in place and ready to race in under an estimated 5 seconds. Amazing.

Thanks to this $48, billet aluminum time-saver, I've already managed to do twice as many Autoblog posts as last week.

[Source: EverythingCarz.com]