Maserati

There are plenty of people in the world who, if the mood struck them, could stroll into a Maserati dealership and lay down cold hard cash for a vehicle of their choosing. We aren't exactly privy to the financial records of Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider or Kevin James, but odds are that the quartet of comedians could count themselves among that crowd. This makes the fact that Adam Sandler reportedly just bought each of the stars of his newest movie a brand-new Italian exotic even more hilarious.

Word has it that Sandler wanted to show his appreciation to Rock, Spade, Schneider and James, so he shelled out around $800,000 for four unique Maserati models. We guess that a card just doesn't adequately say "thank you for helping me rake in $270 million on Grown Ups."

Let this be a lesson to all you bosses out there: when bonus season rolls around this year, skip the fruit cake in favor of a key fob.

[Source: OMG]