• Nov 17, 2009
Porsche Centrum Gelderland's chocolate 911 - Click above for high-res image gallery

Back when we were but wee little Autobloggers, Easter was one of our favorite holidays. Not that we were religious, mind, we just really dug finding baskets filled with sugary treats nestled in plastic grass first thing in the morning. As far as we were concerned, you could keep your colored eggs, your jellybeans, your Cadbury creme eggs – heck, we weren't even that excited about those supernaturally yellow marshmallow Peep things – we wanted the Big Daddy – the solid chocolate bunny.

You can imagine our horror, then, when at some point in our childhood, our long-eared cacao friend went on a diet, although we didn't know it right off. Oh, he looked about the same – and he even sported the same jaunty tinfoil jacket. But he weighed much less – he was *shudder* hollow. Empty inside like our little crestfallen Easter morning spirits.

Thankfully, these many years later, Porsche Centrum Gelderland appears to be going some way towards healing our childhood wounds and restoring our faith in humanity. Well, if not humanity, at least in the validity of hollow chocolate treats. You see, the Dutch Porsche dealership has apparently taken a brand-new 911 Carrera S and as a sort of marketing stunt, they've gone and covered it in chocolate. According to AB tipster Patrick, in the absence of a giant dipping mechanism, they've used 175 kilos of molten goodness (that's about 385 pounds) to conceal Stuttgart's finest, reserving another couple kilos of white chocolate for detailing like the headlamps.

Why on earth did they decide to do this? It's apparently for a Dutch holiday centered around "Sinterklaas" – Saint Nicholas – who was the Danish inspiration for Santa Claus. As the story goes, the holiday is held in The Netherlands on the evening of December 5, and one of the holiday's most storied traditions is that people buy or make chocolate letters in celebration – hence the milky goodness that is Centrum Gelderland's Choco997.

The dipped Porsche will remain on display until Christmas, at which time we fully expect to see it wheeled into a walk-in freezer until it can to be thawed in time to make an appearance in our Easter basket next Spring. Thanks for the tip, Patrick!



[Sources: Automobiel Management; Autotelegraaf.nl]


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      • 5 Years Ago
      I here the mayor of New Orleans is interested.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Would of looked sweeter if the chef also used the white chocolate on other things than the headlights. He could of made the windows white chocolate and the "Carrera S" badge not to mention the tail pipes. Anyways it's ridiculous....but thats what brings in the buyers
      • 5 Years Ago
      looks terrible. At least smooth it out.
        • 5 Years Ago
        ...ummmm, because it's in the showroom with a placard?
        • 5 Years Ago
        Maybe they should wrap it in foil too.
        • 5 Years Ago
        That photo obviously shows it in progress, so why do you assume that they won't smooth it out?
        • 5 Years Ago
        Indeed. As is, it looks like a big piece of poo.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Best new car smell ever
      • 5 Years Ago
      ... And then they remember that they forgot the lights on...

      ;)
      • 5 Years Ago
      Covering a Porsche in chocolate (after a protective layer of plastic), I dont know if I should drool or grown?
      • 5 Years Ago
      Porsche Centrum Gelderland sure knows how to sweeten the deal on a new 997!
        • 5 Years Ago
        You said it! I love Porsche an' I love chocolate! Yum! :D:D:D:D
      • 5 Years Ago
      If you can't eat the car, then what is the point?
      HotRodzNKustoms
      • 5 Years Ago
      My mother would L-O-V-E that!
      • 5 Years Ago
      ...and Zwarte Piet brings you an egg-covered Tata.
        • 5 Years Ago
        Somehow, I find an egg-covered tata strangely arousing....

        Oh.

        Not *that* tata....

        Ne'er mind.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Hij komt, hij komt, de lieve goede Sint!

      Sinterklaas ftw.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Just another one of Porsche's ridiculous overpriced options. lol
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