Would you like a warm towel, sir?

Yeah, to smother you with… I'm sorry, did I write that? With news that an option that can now be had in your Maybach is a warm towel dispenser, I had to search out the newest review of the "more than my house and four cars put together" auto. I saw two Maybachs cruising down Rt. 1 here in New Jersey, both two-tone and thought to myself 'That's a lot of money there." I'm not impressed with the vehicle, just the aura around it. Makes me ill thinking about it.