Paris Hilton apparently awoke one morning and realized to her haute couture horror that the silver
Bentley Continental GT
she’s been rockin' just doesn't go with her Spring wardrobe. What’s a hotel heiress to do? Go shopping -- and shopping she did, picking up a handsome black
Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren
. Really, it’s the perfect vehicle for the L.A. traffic jam scene.
Local L.A. law enforcement might consider deeming Hilton’s new chariot a lethal weapon and impound it on sight, especially considering that her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos,
her previous 552-hp
into a truck while trying to avoid the paparazzi. We shudder to think what Ms. Hilton could destroy with 617 hp on tap beneath her stilettos.