Autoblog has obtained a secret, exclusive video of lightly-clad celebrity/mega-heiress/sex star Paris Hilton having her way with a Bentley, then doubling her weight by eating a burger the size of Texas. The only problem is, it's not a secret video. Nor is it exclusive to Autoblog. Nor are any of the facts in the first sentence entirely accurate. Hey, I'm still doing better than Newsweek. But this being an automotive site, there is a Bentley in the video.

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