• Aug 4th 2009 at 10:56AM
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No, really. At least according to Madbid.com, a British auction site (£1,000 cash for £8.06) that arranges celebrity auctions for charity. First, which celebrity topped the list? The sultry, three-kinds of sexy Megan Fox, of course. Second place was British singer/soccer wife Cheryl Cole, third place was Angelina Jolie and fourth place went to Katie Price, sort of a younger, trashier English version of Pamela Anderson with much larger breast implants.

But never mind any of that, the #5 celebrity that British men would most like to go on a date with? Jezza, Hamster and Captain Slow. That's right, the Top Gear gang. Hmmm. We know most Brit males have sexual predilections that would make us Yanks blush, but... a date with James May? Really? Here's an American top tip for our brothers in Old Blighty: instead of calling it a date, say "people you would most like to have a beer with."

This whole thing is reminiscent of a report from 2005 when 25% of UK men wanted Jeremy Clarkson in their passenger seat, compared to only 17% for Angelina Jolie. To paraphrase James May, "I've ridden with Jeremy – you're all daft."

[Source: News Lite]

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      • 6 Years Ago
      Katie Price is way better than Pam Anderson. So i recent the "less than" feeling of the comment.

      Now saying you would pay to have a date with the top gear crew, that is just gay!

      (i intent to sound funny, i do not in any way, condone or judge the homosexual nature of anyone, and i support equal right for all men and women regardless of any sexual orientation)

      If this was, "who would you like to work with?", yes no prob. Or who would you like to job swap? yeah sure. I understand people want to talk to these guys, but paying to have them talk to you and tuck you in with a nice story is a little too much.

      Trow a super car breakfast, super car brunch, and super car tea and crumpets and i am all for it. Then latter that day go out on a date. Real date. The ones that include more . . . primeval activities. XD
      • 6 Years Ago
      "Swede Mason ... hasn't missed ... a beat"

      Sorry, if I can't get it out of my head, then I'm not going to let you either!
      • 6 Years Ago
      Top Gear = the idiot British version of "Jack Ass."
        • 6 Years Ago
        If I wanted to dumbed down like Top Gear viewers, I might as well watch the idiots on Fox News.
        • 6 Years Ago
        You're too dumbed-down already, to the point where you can't even type.
      • 6 Years Ago
      i dont like cadillac, and i dont like these commercials. they recognize cliches just to refute them. i never knew how women picked their cars, but after hearing "how many cup holders it has" it kinda made sense. and i dont think women pick their cars based only on that. the add for sure made women talk more about the brand, but what kind of women?

      has anyone seen any Mtv "reality" teen show? people just see and want and reproduce. The hand bag, the macchiato, the shades and the cellphone. While some do have the need, a lot just do it for the image. this comertial is the same. see, a woman that plays someone on tv. hear, what i think i can think for myself (but other wise would have never thought about cars or women kind).

      for me this is the equivalent of putting bare naked women on male car commercial. while a lot of guys like women and cars, some think "oh. . . car. . . hot women. . . i have car. . . i have women" and they might not be so wrong, other people think "hey, she is laying on the paint. . . she is going to scratch the car. . . cant see the car!!!"

      this is just a stupid rant. dont even respond to me. i am just tired. really tired. and i dont like cadillac or lincoln.
        • 6 Years Ago
        yeah i know. like i said. i was tired!!! XD
        • 6 Years Ago

        Wrong post.
      • 6 Years Ago
      It's a no brainer - you want someone interesting to talk to.

      Women with breast implants are not designed for speech.
      • 6 Years Ago

      Richard strikes me as a 3rd gen Firebird owner, if he lived in the U.S. Pikey indeed!
      • 6 Years Ago
      "I've been driving in my caaar listening to Jeeeeemeeeeryyyyyy Clarrrrrrksonnnnnnnn"

      Greatest, jingle, ever
      • 6 Years Ago
      I would choose the Top Gear folks as well.

      Angelina may be interesting to speak with but Megan Fox and Katie Price date would just be boring - its not like they would jump into bed with some guy winning a charity auction (that would make them actual whores and not just apparent whores.).
      • 6 Years Ago
      These guys need to grow some goatee's or cut their hair. They come across as way too feminine to be doing what they do. Imagine watching a review of a Lambo or Ferrari with Pee Wee Herman behind the wheel.....I get that feeling with these guys.

      As men, they just come across as so weak and feeble.

      Its a fact that Vicky Henderson-Bulter, from Fifth Gear, is a superior driver to any of these three. I also get the feeling that Vicky can kick each one of their a$$e$ too.

        • 6 Years Ago
        Ah yes, the goatee ... that the shining symbol of masculinity (and rather often, unworldliness) in middle-America.
        • 6 Years Ago
        Lonewolf - have a day off. Goatees are nothing like as prevalent here as they are in the States.
        • 6 Years Ago
        Chris - if you ever leave your trailer and see the world for yourself (the predictable reference to my "old lady" confirms that one), you'll never need to ask such questions.
        • 6 Years Ago
        "I'm so sorry you think so lowly of "middle America". It seems my insults to the 3 Brits has struck a chord with you...perhaps insulting your resemblence of those that are less masculine."

        As they say, ignorance is bliss.

        "I couldn't have judged you more acurrately than if you were standing right in front of me. ;-) Good job!"

        Given how unworldly you clearly are, you'd have a hard time accurately judging anybody who isn't trailer trash from middle America.

        • 6 Years Ago
        @Bloke: As it seems, you haven't left your country either, because goatees (or whatever beards are called today) are on the rise again in nearly all countries.. ;)
        • 6 Years Ago

        Well.....I didn't know that...but I guess if the Top Gear guys grew them, it would be fitting. How didn't Bloke know this?
        • 6 Years Ago
        Dude, just so you know. In some gay circles having a goatee is a way of advertising that you readily give "mouth hugs".
      • 6 Years Ago
      Sit down at a pub and have a beer with these 3 guys? That would be awesome. I'd love to hear them talk about their experiences driving cars like the Zonda or the Atom on the track.
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