"Why am I the only one on the planet who knows how to drive?" is what a bumper sticker would read if the car it was on wasn't upside down and totaled in the middle of the road.
According to reports, the ironic crash was a result of the driver traveling at a very high speed and hitting the guardrail on the FDR at 71st Street in New York City.
Fortunately, he was not seriously injured in the accident. He may want to rethink his sticker strategy for his next car, however.