Spend some time in France and you would naturally assume that the police are just as relaxed as the rest of society. However, have a look at the video after the jump and you'll see that it requires strenuous training to look so calm. French motorcycle gendarme training is part trials, part MotoGP, part Top Gun and part Bourne Identity, with a little synchronized military parade action thrown in for good measure. And we hear they keep their skills up by fielding teams in the Dakar Rally, just for good measure – since you never know where chasing down that lorry is going to take you. Follow the jump to check out the video. Thanks for the tip, Mike!