Many thanks to all who commented and, in some cases, sent links to various (mis)adventures in re-branding they've seen in their daily travels. They're always good for a laugh. Special thanks to Bryce, who e-mailed us the above photograph, which he says he took outside his local Safeway. Aren't the Peterbilts usually backed up to the loading docks behind the store? Man, some people can't follow directions.
Anyway... caption contest. Do your thing and have some fun.