Ah, steering's overrated anyway...

If we had this puppy, we'd make a CD that was an endless loop of monster truck rally radio commercials. What better soundtrack to blare out the window of this bitchin', rust-enhanced Dodge Ramcharger sporting 52" tires. Billed as an "attention getter" that "steers for the most part," this machine of undoubtedly confidence-inspiring handling can be yours for just $3,000. You know you want it.
"SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!..."

Thanks for the tip, Jake!

[Source: Craigslist]