Insert caption here: Hello Kitty's muff...ler

Here's a caption challenge for you...

Evidently, some fool in Japan is so excited about Hello Kitty that s/he (?) fabricated an exhaust pipe after the fair cat. And we thought excessive tin foil spoilers and shoddily-done window tint was bad.

Here's my caption:

"Sometimes girls embarrass me. Truly."

[Source: BoingBoing via Jalopnik and other various sites]