Insert Caption Here: drip-dry Jeep

Alright, with the Pontiac Sunfire covered-in-bees contest in the books, you know the drill: Create a memorable caption for the shot seen above. In this case, the soaked Jeep Wrangler seen above was apparently pilfered one night and rolled off the docks in Old Harbor, Rhode Island a few years ago.

We'll start you off:

Daisy acknowledged only too belatedly that stilettos (while just the thing for big tips at the Boar's Nest), were sadly ill-suited to moonlit drives on the beach.

Your turn - leave a few choice words in 'Comments.'

[Source: Block Island Times]