Tom "Luke Duke" Wopat arrested for DUI

In news sure to make Uncle Jesse scowl and Cousin Daisy hang her head in shame, actor Tom “Luke Duke” Wopat of Dukes of Hazzard fame was bagged for drunk driving in New Jersey on Wednesday. According to a statement made Friday by Roscoe P. Coltrane Bill Maer, spokesman for the Passaic County sheriff’s department, Wopat was yanked from behind the wheel of a Ford Bronco after running over a series of traffic cones, nearly striking a police cruiser attending to an accident.

Wopat (never meanin’ no harm), was later released to his girlfriend.

[Source: MSNBC and Warner Bros.]