Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to assist Volkswagen in developing a mascot that is truly "fast."
Enter the briefing room at http://www.projectfast.com/. A disembodied voice with a thick German accent will instruct you in completing a number of tasks, aimed at identifying the "collective consciousness" of what is truly fast.
First up is an ink blot test, then a series of questions about the look, texture, sound, and even smell of "fast." Despite any interest you may have in finding out the results immediately, you will be notified via e-mail of the results once compilation of the data has taken place.
Only you can help Volkswagen develop a mascot that is truly "fast." This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
[Via German Car Blog]