Hot New Product: Exhaust Tip Spinners!

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Well, this isn't useful, it's not advanced, and it doesn't look sharp enough to be cutting edge, so it must be… Bling! Yes, for the ride that has everything, the Exhaust Tip Spinner! Sort of like an exhaust-powered Veg-o-matic, this unit spins up in the exhaust flow, mesmerizing following traffic and amazing all who gaze upon its spinnee wonderfulness.

All this for $39. Comes in a couple of stylin' designs, too. I wonder if there's a dual exhaust version with counter-rotating spinners?

[Thanks, Nick!]