Top Gear allows you to be the judge, as long as you keep it to six words exactly

The respected British automotive publication Top Gear has a nifty feature on its website: it lets you the reader/Internet user/car freak write six word reviews of the vehicles of your choice, as well as entire companies and people, should you choose to go that route. I have no idea why they chose six as opposed to five or seven, but so it goes. Re: the Nissan Micra - "Handles like a horny fat woman." Re: Porsche Cayenne - "I lost my guide dog somewhere." Cheeky Brit humor (or is it humour?) abounds.