Whatever floats your boat, um, I mean car

Because you're just not a Big Baller living the Hardcore Street Lyfe unless your wheels cost ten times as much as your car. Because "its all about braggin rights" [sic]. Because they do whatever it takes to "stun" the next guy. Well trust me, fellas, after looking at these automotive abominations sporting chrome between 22 and 27 inches, I am stunned.