There's a reason why these two don't mate in the wild

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For those that are “tired of driving the same old Hummer and want to drive something different” comes the Hum de
Ville from Big Baller Wheels. For only $8,000 you too can change your
Hummer to look like an Escalade from the front. Why? I have no freekin’ idea. I need to console myself…