Tesla now sells red satin shorts that mock short-sellers

Musk has often taken umbrage at short-sellers and in 2018 sent a box of shorts to hedge fund owner and Tesla short-seller David Einhorn. The “Short Shorts” on the Tesla shop website feature gold trim and “S3XY” in gold across the back, which also happens to be formed from Tesla model names.

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Say what you want about Elon Musk’s controversial opinions and actions, there’s no arguing that the man has a keen sense of humor. After surpassing Toyota as the world’s most valuable automaker, Tesla — surely at Musk’s behest — has taken time to poke fun at the company’s short-selling naysayers with sales of red satin shorts.

“Limited edition short shorts now available,” CEO Elon Musk tweeted on Sunday.

A short time later he tweeted, “Dang, we broke the website.” Must have been more popular than Musk expected.

This isn’t the first time that Musk has taken umbrage at short-sellers. In 2018, he sent a box of shorts to hedge fund owner and Tesla short-seller David Einhorn.

The “Short Shorts” on the Tesla shop website feature gold trim and “S3XY” in gold across the back … which of course is a play on the word sexy and is made up of Tesla’s model names.

The shorts cost $69.420. Why the extra digit? Those last three digits are an apparent reference to Musk’s infamous 2018 tweet (which ended up in a massive fine from the SEC and Musk being removed as Tesla chairman) that he was considering taking Tesla private for $420 per share, with 420 also a code word for marijuana.

The Silicon Valley car maker, however, has reason to crow. Its stock has almost tripled in value this year to just over $1,200 per share, and it sold more than 90,000 of its electric vehicles in the second quarter, defying a trend of plummeting sales for other automakers hit by coronavirus-induced lockdowns.

“Run like the wind or entertain like Liberace,” the product description says, adding: “Enjoy exceptional comfort from the closing bell.” It would have shipped within 2-4 weeks, had it still been in stock. As of this writing, the short shorts are sold out. If you really want a pair, you can add your email address to be updated when they are back in stock.

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