• Aug 3rd 2008 at 4:32PM
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You can click to see more of the Bentley-bodied HUMMER, but we wouldn't recommend it

Bentley doesn't make an SUV. Though they've contemplated and toyed with the idea, the boys in Crewe ultimately decided against it. Sure, some of their sedans and coupes are roughly the size of trucks, with engines of similar proportions and torque output, but they hardly fulfill the same purpose as a sport-ute. So what's a guy to do? Well, most would pick up a Range Rover, frankly. Or a Q7 from Bentley sister-brand Audi. Badges aside, even a VW Touareg V10 TDI would fit the bill. But one driver apparently didn't like any of those ideas, so he had his own Bentley SUV made up. Er, sorta.

The abomination you see above is actually based on – yep, you guessed it – a HUMMER. Yes, it's horrible, but don't blame us. We're only the messengers. And just where might you stumble upon such misplaced gluttony? You'd be forgiven for thinking it was in Russia, where that hideous Cayenne/Touareg resides, but only if you couldn't tell the Arabic alphabet from the Cyrillic: this unfortunate embodiment of "too much money, not enough taste" comes straight out of new-money Dubai. Click on the images in the gallery below to see more, if you must.

[Source: Auto.sina via Le Blog Auto]

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      • 7 Years Ago
      Damn it, I need a new computer....I just threw up all over it.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Why all the hating people?
      I see crap like this all the time. I live in Atlanta by the way...
      • 7 Years Ago
      "too much money, not enough taste"

      Wow...you could apply that phrase in Los Angeles, NY, Phoenix, Vegas, etc....lot's of lowlifes here too!
      • 7 Years Ago
      They might have pulled this off with a different color scheme and some less gaudy wheels...
      • 7 Years Ago
      On the one hand the H2 was always a dumb idea for what is for most users, a hatchback. On the other hand, the design was one of most original and iconic designs to come out of an American styling studio in a long, long time.

      So while I hate the fact that I think they're cool looking, they're cool looking. This; not so much.
      • 7 Years Ago
      profanity is all i can think of...

      some people should walk...

      i live in dearborn. a lot of people from the middle east live here. i would say that "only" 40% of middle eastern people do this to their cars. is just so we know they got money (like it makes other people have less?), and then some to waste on bad taste expensive accessories.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Look hideous. Hummer ... nice car, Bentley…gorgeous car. But this? What the hell is this? I don’t wish to have so much money…
      • 7 Years Ago
      Unfortunately, this comes from the same place where the chrome 599 does :(
      Saudi Arabia this time not Dubai :P

      and yes it's one of the ugliest things ever - if not the ugliest - created ..
      • 7 Years Ago
      The arabic letters on his number plate read: NOO !! that's a big NO for him!
      • 7 Years Ago
      Sorry to burst your bubble, but we are known to have better taste than this crappy piece of work ..

      These are Saudi plates..
      • 7 Years Ago
      • 7 Years Ago
      Wow! That's pimptacular!!!
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