• Jan 22, 2008

Click the image above for a gallery... if you dare.

Like driving skills, the unfortunate reality is that good taste doesn't always accompany wealth. There are just too many people out there looking to make the flashiest splash, and it is now confirmed that one more of those yahoos is living in Moscow, Russia. We don't know much about this frightening conversion of a Porsche Cayenne, and we're not sure we really want to. To paraphrase Fiddler on the Roof, we hope and pray the czar keeps this one far away from us.

Thanks (we think) to Graham for the unfortunate tip. If you're a real glutton for punishment, you can hit the gallery below to see the monstrosity from all angles. Just be careful if the driver's backing up while you're checking out the tail and standing in the enormous blind spot, which shouldn't be too big a hindrance on Moscow's busy streets.

[Source: CarsGuru.ru via English Russia]



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      • 7 Years Ago
      It still looks better than a Pontiac Aztec.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Its pregnant!!!!!!
      • 7 Years Ago
      that's hilarious..
      • 7 Years Ago
      haha! In soviet russia, tip grahams you!
      • 7 Years Ago
      to symantix: if you think it's ugly - shure it is but the main is that it's rare, which is much more important in moskow where bentley is like a taxi cab (on every conner) maybach and rolls are every where? and rich people whant be different.
      • 7 Years Ago
      What the hell is a grill on the back for?
      • 7 Years Ago
      Two girls, One Cayenne
      • 7 Years Ago
      Dear friends, this car was built exclusively for russian billionaires with only 10 cars limit. Technicaly its the same with Cayenne turbo (first gen), but all exterrior panels are changed. The cost of the car built by a:level studio was over 300 K $ (USD). So even if you don't like, you must be VERY VERY lucky to see it on the street.
      P>S> I SAW and tried it once on the ROAD
      • 7 Years Ago
      Big improvement if you put that front end on a Tundra.
      • 7 Years Ago
      Holy crap
      • 7 Years Ago
      Ya' nasty,
      who ever did "you're fired!!"
      • 7 Years Ago
      American Liberals may be right - freedom is not a good idea for everyone...........just ask Hillary.
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