This man literally loves a Porsche [NSFW]

Security camera footage captures a man redefining the term “auto erotic” with a Porsche Boxster that he just can’t keep his hands off of (or other parts out of).

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Think you know what “auto erotic” means? Think again. Because one man in Thailand has redefined the term.

Caught on security camera footage this guy lurks into a garage, looks over both shoulders, evidently misses the camera, drops trou and has his way with a Porsche Boxster. When the tailpipe proved too hot (or otherwise inhospitable), he moves up to the radiator grille and – ahem – finishes up there. Sadly this isn’t even the first time we’ve come across this particular perversion.

We’d urge caution before viewing the video, not only because it’s not suitable for a workplace environment, but because once you see it, you’re bound to repeatedly blurt out, “Why, man!? Why?”