Alright, fun is fun, but enough is enough. We wish one day would go by when we didn't have cause to redefine the term "auto erotic". First it was the amorous peacock and the Lexus. Then it was Jenna Jameson's Lamborghini. Then the whole Max Mosley affair with the Nazi hookers. Most recently we had the MINI Clubman dressed up like a dominatrix. And now this.
Edward Smith, 57, of Washington State, loves cars. Well yeah, don't we all? No, but this guy actually loves cars, and has confessed to copulating with some 1,000 vehicles. We don't really want to imagine how exactly he goes about that, but we're sure he must be on good terms with the staff down at the local Jiffy Lube. At least we can give this condition its own name now: mechaphilia. Seriously. Ed is part of a 500-member group of "mechaphiles" who profess the same infatuation. Follow the link to read more, if you must. Thanks to all who tipped in.
[Source: The Telegraph]