727 limo

For almost $1 million, you can have your own 727 limo built off a Mercedes bus. It's a virtual love-nest with 2 living rooms, a bar, a heart-shaped bed and a bathroom. The sound system has it's own fog machine and laser light show so you can have your own portable rave for 30 to 50 people. It is legal for road use. That's a hell of a vehicle that would appear closer than it really is in your rear-view mirror. Thanks to John for the tip.