New York Auto Show

Every show, we're tasked with writing these wrap-up posts, and every time, nothing we ever come up with is as good as what our former Editor-In-Chief, John Neff, wrote back at the 2012 New York show. Besides, by the time you're reading this, we're all super tired. So for the sake of laziness hilarity, let's just put our nostalgia caps on and let this show wrap itself up with the words of Herr Neff:

The New York Auto Show has officially vomited on its shoes, stumbled out of the bar and taken a seat on the subway between a homeless person and RuPaul impersonator (actually, it might really be RuPaul). That's right folks, the party's over, and the Big Apple has told us that we don't have to go home, but we can't stay here.

Like a wasted hipster on his hands and knees scrounging loose change off the floor, we've gathered together all of the cars and concepts that debuted at this year's show. Enjoy perusing our New York Auto Show playlist while we pop a Tums and concentrate on surviving the cab ride to LaGuardia.

That's all from New York, folks. G'night!

Aston Martin shows what it does best with V8 Vantage GT, DB9 Carbon Edition

Ram's newest Power Wagon looks even more outlandish for 2014 [w/video]

2015 Infiniti QX80 gets a minor refresh, fancy new trim

2015 Audi RS7 Dynamic Edition is a pretty car for a pretty penny

2015 Sedona shows Kia hasn't given up on minivans

Dodge Challenger Scat Pack adds power and noise, with a warranty

2015 Infiniti Q70 stretches out in NYC

2015 Volvo Inscription models get classy with an upgraded leather interior

BMW offering Track Handling Package for 2 Series

2015 Dodge Challenger looks fresh, still plenty retro [w/video]

Mazda Miata 25th anniversary display is roadster heaven on Earth

Maserati surprises Manhattan with Centennial edition GranTurismo

2015 Dodge Charger shows off its new look in New York [w/videos]

Mazda reveals 25th anniversary edition MX-5 Miata alongside next-gen chassis

2015 Subaru Outback offers more room and better econ behind that new face

2016 Audi A3 Sportback headed to US under diesel power [w/video]

Ford Transit Skyliner Concept does discreet luxury in NYC

SRT Viper TA adds Anodized Carbon Special Edition

2015 BMW X4 is a budget X6

Alfa Romeo 4C Launch Edition marks a day we never thought we'd see

2015 Ford Focus Electric hides in plain sight

2015 Volkswagen Jetta is new, we promise

2015 Nissan Versa Sedan continues to prioritize space and price over looks

Mini lifts veil on refreshed Countryman in New York

Scion announces FR-S Release Series 1.0 in New York

VW Golf TDI SportWagen really is a concept, sort of

Subaru previews rally-ready WRX STI for Global RallyCross

2015 BMW Alpina B6 Gran Coupe challenges the M6 in New York

2015 Acura TLX is all too familiar, despite its new tricks [w/videos]

2015 Nissan Murano is the Sport Sedan Concept of crossovers [w/video]

2015 Ford Focus sedan shows its fresh face in New York

2015 BMW M4 Convertible will give the best bad hair days

2015 Ford Mustang 50 Year Limited Edition pays homage to 1964

2015 Chevy Cruze brings a little nip, tuck to New York

2015 Toyota Camry ushers in 'sweeping redesign' [w/poll]

2015 Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupe rides to the top

Ford overlooks the Big Apple in the 2015 Mustang Convertible [w/video]

2015 Hyundai Sonata plays a more mature tune

2015 Chevy Corvette Z06 Convertible is a topless temptress

2015 Chevrolet Trax is the Encore's encore [w/video]

Land Rover Discovery Vision Concept bows early on the USS Intrepid