They say "idle hands are the devil's playground," but said playgrounds grow to Disney-sized proportions when a pair of jacked-up trucks, two egos, a chain and an empty mall parking lot are involved. Proof of this is the video below, which shows a Cummins-powered Dodge Ram circa 2006 to 2008 chained tail-to-tail with what looks to be a gasoline-powered Chevrolet Silverado from the late 1990s or early 2000s.

We don't necessarily have to tell you who wins this battle, but we'll let you see for yourself the lengths the "winning" driver goes to prove his point. There's plenty of foul language in the video below, so beware that this might be Not Safe For Work, and not that we should have to tell you, but please, do not try this at home.


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      The Other Bob
      • 2 Years Ago
      So the guy with the best traction on pavement won and was a dick about it. All he proved was he is a dick.
      C-Dog
      • 2 Years Ago
      I really thought there would have been some punches thrown towards the end. Let me re-phrase, there should have been some punches thrown...
      tinted up
      • 2 Years Ago
      Hahaha what a gang of idiots.
      rc_car_nut
      • 2 Years Ago
      That's a pretty good chain.....
      Hakim Givens
      • 2 Years Ago
      I love that this was done outside of a Walmart.
      Jonathan Wayne
      • 2 Years Ago
      What the f*ck did I just watch? Rednecks. check Walmart. check Florida?
      Egon
      • 2 Years Ago
      Who won? All I could see were the losers.
      m_2012
      • 2 Years Ago
      Why would you shut the video off there? Epic FAIL. The good stuff was about to happen.
      Johnny
      • 2 Years Ago
      Looks more like a loss for whatever tires that Chevy had than a win for the Dodge. I'm impressed with the Chevy driver's self control, because had that been me that was just whipped around a parking lot full of parked cars like that, I'd have taken a tire iron to the Dodge driver. That was beyond ridiculous.
      I love the bear!
      • 2 Years Ago
      Rednecks in love-!
      the.ting
      • 2 Years Ago
      Dumb and dumber. Dumb for the Ram driver for obvious reasons. Dumber for the Chevy owner to think his gas powered engine has more torque.
      HUMANMPC2000
      • 2 Years Ago
      Redneck honning @ it's finest hour.
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