Mercedes G63 AMG 6×6 is somewhere on American soil right now

Hey, Mercedes-Benz. I love you guys. Seriously. I recently had a blast driving your hot little CLA45 AMG for a week, but now I’m looking for something… bigger. Something a little more, shall we say, robust. Something I can use to really explore the urban Detroit landscape.

And lo, according to your Facebook page, it appears you’ve brought a G63 AMG 6×6 over to American soil for unsaid reasons. How convenient. I’m more than confident that its six headlock wheels wrapped in 37-inch tires, three axles, six-wheel drive and twin-turbocharged V8 would do a bang-up job of handling everything I could throw at it. And considering its top-notch interior that uses only the finest materials, I’d be able to tackle everything in the lap of indestructible luxury.

It looks as though your G63 6×6 is hanging out in the northeast right now, but listen, I’ll make you a deal. Let me drive it from New York to Detroit. In fact, I’ll draw a straight line between the two cities and make the 6×6 take that route. After all, this thing is more than capable. Mountains? Pfft. Neighborhoods? Ha! Lake Erie? I’ll caulk the G and ford it.

You have my phone number, Mercedes. I’ll be waiting…

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