Even 'basic' girls are tired of their cheating VW Jettas

Funny or Die has taken aim at Volkswagen and its diesel controversy, and the collateral damage comes in the form of the oft-derided ‘basic’ girl.

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Basic Girls Break Up With The Jetta from Funny Or Die

Well, this didn’t take long. Former Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn’s office probably hasn’t even been packed yet, and the jokes about his scandal-ridden former employer have already begun to fly.

Today, we’ll be featuring the team from Funny Or Die, which has opted to not only skewer Volkswagen for its TDIsaster, but one of the victims of the company’s catastrophe – the ‘basic’ girl. For those not in the know, “basic,” according to Urban Dictionary is an adjective reserved for someone “devoid of defining characteristics that might make a person interesting, extraordinary, or just simply worth devoting time or attention to,” and that they are “lacking intelligence and unable to socialize on even an elementary level.” And when it comes to basic girls, the Volkswagen Jetta is as ubiquitous as a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte.

But with the VW controversy, basic girls are finding their Jettas aren’t so good for their green credentials. So check out Funny Or Die‘s take on these scorned drivers, in the video above. And fair warning, there’s a bit of foul language.