So wait, you mean to tell me minivans aren't cool? I guess it makes sense then that The General is referring to his new miniaturized vans like the Saturn Relay and Buick Terraza as "crossover sport vans." Although even a blind person couldn't be fooled into thinking these stodgy family transporters are SUVs, the term "crossover sport van" sure sounds better than "ain't-getting-laid-ever-again-mobile."

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