• Apr 21, 2009
Follow the jump to hear Dale, Jr. giving you directions on the RightWay Spotter GPS

The Dale, Jr.-edition Spotter GPS has Junior gearing you up for the ride with "You drive, I'll ride shotgun." The portable device offers turn-by-turn directions and features Junior-isms like "Hang a right" and "Park it, we're here." The RightWay Spotter comes installed with 1.7 million points of interest, which includes a point-of-interest tour of Charlotte, North Carolina that can also lead you to some of Dale's favorite places. If that weren't enough, the GPS plays MP3s and videos, displays photos, and has an e-book reader, all for $299.

Admittedly, we were kinda hoping it would only instruct left turns, which, in the words of our tipster, might go something like this:
"Alright y'all are gonna go down here a ways, then turn left. Keep going then turn left. Merge over to the high side and and at the next corner turn left. Then make an immediate left. Continue down this stretch of road then y'all need to turn left...
Follow the jump to watch a video of the real Dale, Jr. telling you how it's done. Thanks for the tip, Derek!

[Source: Twice]



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      • 5 Years Ago
      "ya HEAR" ;)


      c'mon guys, seriously?
      • 5 Years Ago
      this should be NSFW

      or NSFR (not suitable for 'rights')
      • 5 Years Ago
      "Alright y'all are gonna go down here a ways, then turn left. Keep going then turn left. Merge over to the high side and and at the next corner turn left. Then make an immediate left. Continue down this stretch of road then y'all need to turn left...

      NASCAR branded satnav... Gold in joke material.
        • 5 Years Ago
        Here is the link for a Ferrari Gym. And by the way autoblog we need an edit function badly.

        http://www.autoblog.com/2007/07/19/ferrari-flexes-its-branding-muscle-with-ferrari-unica-home-gym/
        • 5 Years Ago
        As Bubba from Jeff Dunham Show said, "...it's a sport that's easy to follow, they're making another left turrrrrrrrrrrrrrn"

        Honestly though, Jr. what a sellout. Imagine if this sort of nonsense was happening in WRC, FIA GT, or F1...you know like proper forms of motorsports. I'd love to get "Kimi Raikonnen slobbering drunk" Sat-nav edition.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Wow. Awesome. I hate Nascar, and I find this joke hilarious. :D
      • 5 Years Ago
      Your sick in the head JuniorMint, will you laugh at the jokes about your father if he was to die in a tragic accident, think about it.
      • 5 Years Ago
      I can see it now:

      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.
      Turn left at the next intersection.

      "BUT I DON'T WANNA TURN LEFT ANYMORE!"
      • 5 Years Ago
      All I have to say is, "wow".

      I'm still waiting for a Jeremy Clarkson edition GPS: "No, no, no, turn left you half-wit and give it more powwwweeeer!"
        • 5 Years Ago
        Whoa random capitalized K... edit function pleeeeeeeease!
        • 5 Years Ago
        If they ever made a ClarKson GPS it'd just get army snipers on you if you made a wrong turn haha.
      • 5 Years Ago

      OMG! Please, tell me this was a SNL rehearsal video.
      • 5 Years Ago
      The most amazing feature of this GPS is its ability to direct you thru the best hillbilly and redneck neighborhoods.
      • 5 Years Ago
      Boogity boogity boogity boys, lets go...

      Wal-mart. One-half mile ahead. Please continue through next intersection. Please turn left at intersection.

      WHOO!!!
      • 5 Years Ago
      Wow bro.....
      That's rough......
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