Filed under: Etc.
Holy shift! Turn your toilet into a 4-speed
As super car nuts, there shouldn't be any part of our lives left untouched by the machines we love most. We're guessing that's why the Down Shift toilet handle was invented. It's made (in America, btw) of lightweight aluminum and comes with all necessary hardware to turn your stock toilet into a 4-speed, manually-shifted lead-sled lavatory. OK, so it doesn't really give you four speeds, but there is a 4-speed shift pattern on top.This is a perfect addition to your bathroom fixtures if you already have the carbon fiber toilet seat or even the full carbon fiber toilet. Oh, and the handle is much cheaper at $39.95.
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ryanw 11:57AM (3/04/2007)
Bought one..girlfriend is gonna hate it.
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david 12:18PM (3/04/2007)
can you get us a full picture of this thing? i want to see what the new tundra looks like especially with the sludge in the bowl.
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akintz 1:26PM (3/04/2007)
Nice... now I and put 'er in low for those power dumps!
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paul34 1:38PM (3/04/2007)
I'm just waiting for the first toilet to have a paddle-shifting slushie version
:rolleyes:
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Will 2:41PM (3/04/2007)
...slow news day?
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Privacy-Advocates.info 3:34PM (3/04/2007)
Interesting,
Why anyone needs or would want a shift knob on a toilet is beyond me. Who gives a shift about how we flush a toilet?
Privacy-Advocates.info
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FrankTheCrank 4:17PM (3/04/2007)
This gives a new meaning to 10 second runs.
Is this thing on?
Try the fish, I'll be here all week.
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Nate 6:08PM (3/04/2007)
Just a thought...
Shouldn't it be a B&M shifter?
(Bowel Movement)
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far jr 6:35PM (3/04/2007)
Likely a leftover from GM or Ford part bins now that they are switching to 6-speed autos... sarcasm.
Does it have a 2 speed transfer case for really tough... ummm..."terrain" ?
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Barney 8:44PM (3/04/2007)
8. Just a thought...
Shouldn't it be a B&M shifter?
(Bowel Movement)
That cracks me up! Lot better then David and his sludge. Maybe david should use the commode once in a while and clear his mind.
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john ANNIS 10:01PM (3/04/2007)
Be careful, will not work on types of tolets. I asked for a refund, no luck !
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Joe 7:11AM (3/05/2007)
We have the Downshift Flusher available at http://www.TruckTechniques.com
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Justin 8:08AM (3/05/2007)
Anyone else amazed at the plethora of redneck items available for purchase and then reported on?
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dave 3:08PM (3/08/2007)
what?no lever to raise the seat?
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Tim 3:44PM (3/08/2007)
Now why couldn't I have thought of the toilet shifter? It amazes me how people think of these things and get rich doing it. I am envious.
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Gary 3:52PM (3/08/2007)
You'd just have to keep the intake from getting sludged up.
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laur 3:56PM (3/08/2007)
Hmm...it SHOULD be a B.M.W. Crank*
*Bowel Movement Waste! But I suppose the Yuppie Company would be offended. I think this worthless hunka junk is full of shift if ya ask me (but nobody asked me!) LOL! Pardon me, folks...I have to go use the can, man!!!
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Vivi 4:18PM (3/08/2007)
Where do you people dig up this kind of crap?
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becky 6:52PM (3/08/2007)
Has anyone ever seen a bathroom with a decor that this gem would fit in? I mean besides a gas station?
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Alan Cohen 7:45PM (3/08/2007)
This is a stick shift, does it come with an automatic? The only thing I would be afraid of is if it gets stuck in reverse!
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