Ukrainian limousine leaves nothing to the imagination

We’ve seen some dogface cars around here. As a baseline, most of us consider the stock Pontiac Aztek simply indigestible. With that in mind, when this “customized” Pontiac Aztek showed up on eBay last year, a few of us fell over the porcelain fighting to hold down lunch.

Just as our stomachs have finally settled, we came across several pictures of a limousine in the Ukraine. The manufacturer of this calamity obviously didn’t know when to stop (in fact, they apparently didn’t know where to start either) as every styling, functional, and ergonomic rule has been tossed out the door. There is so much wrong with this disproportioned mess of machinery…

Don’t question the six exhaust tips, the narrow trunk opening, or the running boards that don’t exactly line up with the doors. Better yet, spend time pondering the aerodynamic hood bulges for the wiper blades, the old-school benefits of 14-inch wheels, and the envious looks you will get for the lavish ornamentation on the door handles. You know, we didn’t see any seat belts inside – then again, would you want to be caught with a heartbeat in this thing?

[Source: English Russia]

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